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Momentarily Confused.

Things getting weird backstage #wangotango w @1LoganHenderson@HeffronDrive! 

Things getting weird backstage  w 

Dear Logan,

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  • I’d like to do you after school like some homework
  • I’d bang you so hard you’d swear I was a jackhammer
  • Let’s pay Titanic? I yell iceberg and you go down.
  • Wanna go fifty fifty on a kid?
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • If you were a drum, I’d bang you.
  • There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  • If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
Realizing your house is pitch black after being on the computer for hours
Send me a ♛ and i’ll tell you one random fact about me.