
Dear Logan,
- I’d like to do you after school like some homework
- I’d bang you so hard you’d swear I was a jackhammer
- Let’s pay Titanic? I yell iceberg and you go down.
- Wanna go fifty fifty on a kid?
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- If you were a drum, I’d bang you.
- There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?













